January 2005

JANUARY 29, 2005 :: 06:09AM

Oops, sorry about that. Jammin' to The Panties... feelin' COLD! Brrrrrrr.

This may be one of the longest periods of time that I've gone without updating, even just a little bit. Sorry, folks. I've totally forgotten about this page. A lot of random crap and drama has happened but I'm not in the mood to type it all out. But the jist of it is, my sister is a self-righteous brat and we're not on speaking terms right now. Shit, doesn't bother me. I couldn't care less. Some cool crap has happened to me as well, though. For instance, I am typing this on my brand spankin' new laptop that my webhost so graciously awarded me. Wow, I never win shit! This thing is awesome; 17" widescreen monitor, awesome sound system for a notebook, and also can be used as a blunt object to knock someone the fuck out with. This monitor is so big that I'm getting carpet [carpal] tunnel syndrome from all the real estate I have to cover with the mousepad. I love it, it's great. But wait, there's more! Another even coolerer thing that has happened to me - I got a new place to live. :D... Pics to come, say in a month or so. Oh shit, I forgot one more thing! The best thing that has happened to me so far this week was finally getting a humidifier to eliminate my dry, crackly nose of death in the morning. Wooooo hooooo. Yay for runny noses. EDIT: GRRRRR, time zone is off again! Wrote this at 11:09, not 6:09.

JANUARY 18, 2005 :: 07:59PM

$10 and I'll bring you right in. Jammin' to Karma... feelin' sleeeeepy.

I had a doctor's appointment today. Nothing is wrong with me, I just needed to get a referral to see my vagina doctor. It's time to go back on the pill, and while I'm at it, why not get my yearly check up. There has been little to no activity down there, so I want to make sure everything is in tip-top shape. I left the office at 2:00PM and arrived at the clinic shortly after. I put fifty cents in the meter; I knew it'd be a tad too much but rather that than a $45 parking ticket. My fitty cent bought me an hour of time. I walked in the clinic and no one else is waiting. I signed in, and the nurse said, "$10 and I'll bring you right in." I had to ask "huh?" because that totally sounded like a lead-in for a really cheesy porn movie. Afterall, we are in the valley. I wrote the $10 copay check, and sure enough, went right in. Doctor asked "whaddaya need?" I said, "Gyno referral." He said OK, and I was on my way. I was in and out of there within 7 minutes. The only reason it took that long is because I had to fill out a new contact info sheet. Out of spite I almost wanted to sit in my car for the remaining 53 minutes on the meter just so no one could take advantage of my hard-earned quarters. But, I swallowed my pride and drove off. That was my good deed for the week.

JANUARY 12, 2005 :: 06:26AM

Mornings are kinda cool. Jammin' to Lea Salonga [heee]... feelin' uppity.

Seriously, who knew that waking up just a tad earlier in the morning alotts you so much time to accomplish things. Oliver and Charlotte slept on my bed last night, and at approximately 6:00AM, Oliver started to whine. This means he needs to get out of my bedroom so he can go pee pee on his pee pee pad like a good little boy. Charlotte remained asleep on my ass, as usual. I tried to ignore it but the whining was beginning to pierce my ear drums. At 6:30 I finally got up, let him out and climbed back into bed. Fuck... now I have to take a piss. But noooooo, I'm so comfy in my bed. At 6:55, my bladder felt like it was going to explode so I got out of bed and pissed. Ahhhhh... relief. Back into bed I go. But damn, now I can't sleep! No biggie, I'll just lay in bed and relax. I called up the Hoosier and we talked for a few minutes while he was stuck in traffic. After we hung up, my phone rang again. Hmmm, who could this be? Oh, it's the office. Man, it's a good thing I was already awake because this would've been the third time they've called and woken me up for some random computer problem. Server is down. Must restart. Problem solved. The time was now 7:51AM. Time to shower and get ready for work. I had so much time leftover that I even blow-dryed my hair. Oh, oh, and I even put on some mascara! Man, before today I hadn't worn any makeup in a few weeks. The zombie look was starting to grow on me. I was all done prettying up, looked at the clock and it was only 8:40. Man, I'm so early, it's great! Headed out the door and walked into the office with ten minutes to spare. Maybe I should start waking up early every morning. Whoa... slow down, Mae.

JANUARY 10, 2005 :: 11:19PM

A little fall of rain. Jammin' to Luther... feelin' happy... yeah.

What's up with this whole "winter" thing, man?! It took four of my coworkers three hours to drive to work. Three mothafuggin' hours. They each live around 20-25 miles from the office. I am so grateful that I live only a half-mile away. I swear, Californians are making Californians look like a big lot of pussies to the rest of the country. Oooh, wet roads, gotta unlearn how to drive now. Oooh, water is falling all over the place, I'll either drive 15 or 95MPH. I can't say I blame us, though. Our cars are not prepared for winter. The concept of buying winter tires is foreign to us. We have dry, sunny weather 10.5 months out of the year. Relatively speaking, this winter is turning into a brutal little bitch! I guess it's making up for its tardiness - remember that 80 degree weather in early December?

JANUARY 05, 2005 :: 10:19AM

The Napoleon Dynamite Conspiracy Jammin' to Maroon 5 [thanks babe]... feelin' confuzzled.

Apparently, over the weekend there was a nationwide screening of Napoleon Dynamite, to which I was not invited. Every [and I mean every] single person I have come into contact with since Monday has seen this movie. Even people I don't talk to, i.e. webloggers, have mentioned this movie in some form or another. Naturally, this peaked my curiosity and I was forced to not only add it to my Netflix queue, but bump it to the top [over Elf! which I've been waiting foreva to see]. Good thing I have an open spot in my rentals so I should be getting the movie in the mail tomorrow. Hopefully it's not too late for me to become part of this secret [or not so secret, since everyone's in on it] society known as the We've Seen Napoleon Dynamite Clan.

JANUARY 04, 2005 :: 02:07PM

Yorkies r00l. Jammin' to Phantom soundtrack... feelin' good.

I love my doggies. Oh, I haven't written about my new puppy yet, have I? I have a female Yorkie now, named Charlotte. You know, like Charlotte York[ie]? HEE HEE HEE.

JANUARY 03, 2005 :: 10:22PM

Preliminary 2005 Prediction Jammin' to Xscape... feelin' bleh.

2005 is already off to a GREAT start! Great. Just WONDERFUCKINGFUL! :thumbs up: Purely excellent. Couldn't be better. Couldn't.be.better. It's so great I could just jump out the fucking window! Yeeey. EDIT: Huh... interesting, this might actually be a good year.

JANUARY 03, 2005 :: 05:05PM

2004 and the Plant That Wouldn't Die Jammin' to tap tap tap of the keyboard... feelin' OK

Overall, 2004 was an OK year. Not horrible, not wonderful, just OK. If 2004 happened 3 years ago I would've called it horrible, only because there used to be a time in my life where things were always great. In recent years, I've grown accustomed to "OK." 2004 had some big highs and big lows, so it evens out. Much like the previous 22 years, I also celebrated [for lack of a better word] a birthday. And also like the previous 22 years, I turned another year older. Apparently this sort of thing happens annually. One of these years I'm just gonna start counting backwards. I'll be back to my childhood days in no time. Hell, maybe I'll get more toys out of it too. So there's this plant on my desk. I've had this plant for six or eight.. or nine months, and I'm shocked I haven't killed it yet. I probably watered it twice over the last two weeks, and there's no sunlight anywhere near it. It really serves no purpose and just takes up room on my desk. Why do I have it? Well, I guess no office is complete without a desk plant. So I guess it does serve a purpose. Conformity! PS: I don't know why the server suddenly changed the time, and that this entry says 5:05PM. It is actually 12:05.

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