current time is 12:34:58 AM
Heeeey all! I watched Scary Movie with my siblings and parents today. Extremely hilarious movie... other than that, no comment. =]
Mae of Astigma invited me to blog on hers. Cool, now I not only get to blab on mine, but someone elses! jp. She's still mad about her freakin' slippers. Hahaha jp Mae.
Errmm what else... my mom is having a garage sale tomorrow. We just bought some new furniture so we're trying to get rid of the old shit.
Hahahahah I'm still trippin' about that movie. It was godamn hilarious. Everyone in the theatre was cracking up. Especially in the beginning. Hot damn it was funny. I give it 7 stars out of 5. Haha. Ok enough, I'm sleepy. Nights!
Oh BTW, thanks Star for telling me the name of that font. I can't find it anywhere though?! Help a sista out and send it to me... anyone!?!? It's called TREEFROG. Thanks guys! Mmmuah!
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current time is 10:51:33 AM
Ha! I remember what else I was going to say last night now. Ew it's gross. Yesterday I was at my best friend's house and we were on the computer. He showed me this video clip of a girl who was lying down on the ground and some dude was squatting on top of her. First I thought she was gonna eat his cum or something, but no!! Shit started coming out of his asshole and into her mouth!!!!!!! YUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!! It was real shit too! Oh fuck that's so nasty.
The second video clip we watched was a recreation of the "wazzup" guys' commercials, only with super heroes [Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, etc]as the guys. It was soooo funny. I saw it a long time ago but it was still funny as hell when I watched it again.
My sister's coming down this weekend. She's gonna buy my phone. Hah I wonder if she'll notice that it broke and my dad put it back together. Eek. It works fine, a screw just came loose. Hm. Well she's getting a bargain anyway. I bought that phone for $161.61!! and I'm only selling it to her for $75 WITH the $30 case I bought with it. I love that case dude it's so neat. Close to a $200 value for a mere 75 bucks. Errgh. I'M the one getting ripped off.
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current time is 11:23:16 PM
OH I remember what I was going to say. Does anyone know what this one font is called? It's cursive, and it has a "splattered" style to it. It looks like someone scribbled in cursive, but nicely. I love that font and I've seen it everywhere but I don't know what it's called?! Help me out folks!
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current time is 11:21:15 PM
Good evening all. No one has answered my trivia correctly yet. I'll probably give you more specific clues to make it a bit easier. C'mon guys get with the program.
I thought of a new layout!! HAH! I'm happy. I won't work on it until I have time though. I really want to make it nice... really this time!! I don't wanna do a rush job on it.
My mom's work is gonna pay me 300 bucks to teach her co-worker how to do a simple website. DOPE! Not even a whole entire site. Just one lousy page with their training schedule on it. All I have to teach her is simple tables and she's set. WOOHOO! The easiest 300 bucks I'll ever make.
I have to buy the donuts tomorrow for Friday morning donuts and bagels. Shucks. Oh well, at least I get first pick. *grin*
Man I just knew I had a bunch to say, but now I don't recall... oh well. Nights!
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current time is 4:03:01 PM
I split my hand open. I'm fine now, it's all taped up but earlier it wasn't a pretty sight. I was getting pissed off at the copy machine so I opened the paper flap thang and when I closed it my skin got stuck and I started bleeding all over the place. I was surprised at how bad the cut was from a simple pinch. The gash is about an inch long but not that deep. I cut myself on my palm right next to my thumb. It hurt like a bitch everytime I either made a fist or opened my hand all the way. Anyway, that was my adventure for the day.
I downloaded MP3s at work today. It's fucking fast!! Haha I was sitting here all giddy cuz it was so fast. I was downloading at like 60 KB/S. At home I'm lucky if I get 4 KB/S. T1 ROCKS! I'm gonna start downloading more muzik. WoO HoO!
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current time is 9:40:51 AM
OZ was soooo good last night. Lotsa drama action packed into the premiere episode. They almost killed Alvarez!! But he's alive and in the infirmary. =]
No one is signing my new guestbook. Geez are you guys afraid of it or something? Oh well, it's always a problem anyway. My little bro was complaining that no one signs his group's guestbook and I said face it.
My wrists are killing me.
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current time is 9:33:59 PM
"Stan" and "Kim" by Eminem are scary songs. Especially "Kim". I like the "Stan" song better though.. it's kinda sad.
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current time is 6:57:24 PM
Weird. I've been getting hits from these domains, and then when I check the page it came from for my link, there isn't one!? Weird huh. We're not linked by webrings either so I don't know how the hell I get hits from those sites.
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current time is 8:23:40 AM
OZ season 4 premieres tonight. WoO HoO. Sexy inmates. Haha. Ok I'll stop.
I think I've been 'bloggin' too much. I get carried away now for some reason. Ok, I'll only do one long blog per day so that you don't get sick of my rants splattered all over the net. Unless otherwise you want to read my thoughts splattered all over the net. I doubt it though. *shrugs*
Yesterday at work I was typing up an invoice and I don't know what the hell I did, but I accidently included the word "penis" in it. I probably mispelled a word or something. Anyway, I didn't catch it until I was proofreading it before I sent it out. HAHAHA OMG imagine if I had sent that out and it said PENIS on it. Dude. I don't even wanna go there.
[Pause for Mae's hand exercises]
I'm sleepy. I've been waking up later than usual this whole week. I think I'm going through long weekend + short work week withdrawals. *yawn* It's not healthy to sleep a few hours during the week and then all day on the weekends. You can't just 'make up' for sleep time lost. I should set up a consistent schedule for myself. Knowing me I won't follow it though. Hmph.
Ok my wrists are really starting to cramp up and I've still got a whole day's work ahead of me. Talk laters! Bye.
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current time is 10:23:39 PM
I desperately need a modem faster than my 56K one. I hate aol so much. I sat here going through I think 5 different access numbers and each one of them was unsuccessful in signing me on. Either the line was busy, or they were not able to connect properly and what not. Oh and not to mention I was downloading something while the damn shit aol logged me off.
It's official. I have carpal tunnel syndrome. Today [and many times before] there was a tremendous shooting pain going up and down my wrists. My mom has CTS so I know that I'm right. She gave me these dumb lookin' wrist braces to wear while I'm typing. Dude there's a metal thing on the palm so I can hardly type. Screw that. I'll just have to stop every paragraph or so and do hand excercises.
I was trying to drive normally today. On my way home I started to actually drive the speed limit!! Whoa. Never really done that before. Then a couple miles into my trip the road rage kicked in and I found myself doing 80 in a 45MPH zone. I just can't help it! When I'm in my best friends car and he's driving the speed limit... dude I'm like writhing in my chair itching for him to speed up. I constantly look in the side view mirror as if it were me driving. No wonder my gas goes bye bye so fast.
My friend Matt says he just finished his new layout so go visit him ok? Haha, like the free advertising Matt?
Ok well I'm going to talk to him for a bit and then go to sleep. Nights.
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current time is 3:59:33 PM
Wow I'm getting good at this whole blog thang. What I love about it most is that I don't have to type any stinkin' times or dates anymore. Anyway, I'm listening to sonicnet.com music right now. It's cool you can program your station so that it only plays the songs you wanna hear. And, if for some reason you hear a song you don't like, you can fast forward. Right now I'm listening to the MTV Total Request Live station.
Praise the Lord for justified text. It looks so pretty and neat doesn't it? I have nothing against non-justified or right aligned text, but justified is just so much nicer eh? Why am I talking about justified text.
OoOh! The world premiere of OZ [4th season] is tomorrow night! I love that show. It's my favorite now. My fave used to be Sex in the City, then it became Sopranos, now I love OZ. Call me crazy, but I find some of those scrubby, delinquent, law-breaking, sex-deprived inmates kinda sexy. HAHAHA so what?! It's not like they're criminals in real life. They're hotties. =X My favorite is Alvarez. I'm a sicko I know.
I like tough guys. I like scrubby thug guys. Well not too scrubby. Like Ginuwine. He's kinda scrubby but he's damn fine. Same with DMX. Ooo. Yum. I don't like pretty boys. I don't like boys who look like they could be girls [i.e., Scott Wolf]. I like guys who look like they could rescue me from peril. Although in reality I don't like to be 'rescued', I want a guy who looks like he could. ACK I'm confusing myself.
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current time is 10:17:58 AM
OMG! I swear I HATE ALL TELEMARKETERS!! Last year when I was working for a different company, this one lady kept calling and calling and calling.. AND calling asking for the office manager trying to sell us coffee. I hated her so much and I knew what her voice sounded like so whenever she called I'd just put her directly into the company voice mail. Now I work for a different place and I'm sitting here doing my work... and the phone rings. I answer it. Guess who it is. THAT SAME OLD FUCKING TELEMARKETING BITCH WHO KEPT CALLING ME AT MY LAST JOB!! Geezus pardon my caps but DUDE! I swear that is so odd. These telemarketers are coming back to haunt me.
I'm such a bitch. When I'm at home and and telemarketers call me I just straight hang up. No "not interested", no "call back later", I just hang up. This one time this chick called me asking me to take a survey about my music preferences. She said her whole damn speech and at the end I just stayed quiet and she's like.. "uhh hello?" and I started cracking up and hung up on her.
Whoa. Something about this blogger that makes me talk even more than I used to. Eh oh well. I guess it's fun to read how ridiculous I am.
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current time is 9:22:11 AM
Ok. I just got dumped on with a massive project that needed to be completed by 09:00. All done! Whew. Now I can relax and finish today's BRAINS. No I'm not gonna change the name to "BLOG" or "BRAINBLOG" or whatever. Same old brains, different venue. I desperately want it to be Friday. Alas, it's only Tuesday. Not even halfway yet. I was thinking about getting a second job. Seriously. I am in need of any money I can get right now. My mom just loaned me a hundred bucks last night. I have to pay her back on Friday though. Ergh. That reminds me I need to re-calculate my finances today. I need to know exactly how much money I need by the end of the month. Man this is a depressing subject.
On to another depressing subject. That man who got braindead during a fight at a hockey game. That's so sad. What the fuck is the world coming to? Stupid asses. Ugh that really sent a chill through my body when I heard the news. *shrills* Poor kids had to see their dad get beaten to death. What a tragedy.
Dude! I sooooo wanna watch Scary Movie. It looks hilarious. I have to wait until it's a couple weeks old though because I can't use my free movie tickets on new movies. Sucks! Oh well at least I won't have to spend money that I don't have. Dang you should really join that AMC Moviewatcher club. It pays off if you go to AMC Theatres a lot. I've already earned like 10 free movie tickets, pop corn, and drinks and stuff. Cool huh? It's free to join too so I recommend you do. Hahah I rhymed. Ok bye.
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